Seal opened up in a shocking way last night, accusing Heidi Klum of banging her bodyguard during their marriage and alleging that’s why they broke up.

It’s like it’s 1993 all over again … because Ke$ha hit the streets of Hollywood yesterday wearing a fresh pair of LA Lights … the kicks that flash in the heel when you walk. Read more:

Viral sensation Rebecca Black somehow made Harvey Levin reminisce about a truly special period in his life… the FAT YEARS!

For some reason, Taylor Swift dropped a fortune on a home near her boyfriend, Connor Kennedy, on Cape Cod. Anyone else getting a “Single White Female” vibe here?

Ne-Yo made it rain in a strip club on one of Drake’s ex-girlfriends! Didn’t he learn that Drake ain’t afraid to throw a bottle or two if he needs to!?

Not only did Johnny Depp party at the Pink Taco in Hollywood with Aerosmith… he actually sang background vocals for the band!

Aly Raisman took home a gold medal in gymnastics… and the dude sitting behind her parents won the honor of being the BIGGEST D-BAG at the London Olympics!

A freshly-single Johnny Depp threw on some eyeliner and his finest pashmina last night … and partied his face off with his boys from Aerosmith … the first time we’ve seen the actor in public since announcing his split from Vanessa Paradis.

There are some STRIKING similarities between Paris Hilton and George Clooney’s love lives! Yep, we’re actually comparing George Clooney to Paris friggin’ Hilton.

The US Olympic team may have a secret weapon up their sleeve to intimidate opposing countries during competition… PINK EYE!