US Olympian Nick Symmonds ran a mile in a little over 5 minutes… while chugging a beer at every lap! Yes, our Olympians certainly make America proud.

If Mitt Romney’s #1 qualification for a Vice Presidential candidate was a ripped body and a raging six pack… then Rep. Paul Ryan is the best candidate imaginable!

There should be no doubt that Rep. Paul Ryan is up for the rigors of a presidential campaign … because the wannabe VP has a crazy workout regimen.

Adrian Peterson is one of the best professional football players in the NFL… but apparently the dude is quite the amateur drinker!

Joanna Krupa hit Miami Beach in a little pink bikini — and Max thinks it’s hotter than Kate Upton with a hose. He’s wrong, but go ahead and judge for yourself.

For a guy that just signed a nice contract with the 49ers, Brandon Jacobs is one cheap dude!

Matthew McConaughey is now a married man… and one can only imagine how much poor Lance Armstrong misses his go-to bromance buddy.

Emmy Rossum couldn’t believe that there is actually a 29-year-old Olympian that’s a VIRGIN… and most surprising of all, she’s SMOKING HOT.

Former USC running back Marc Tyler isn’t exactly an art connoisseur… in fact, his knowledge of fine art may speak VOLUMES about the graduation requirements at USC.

Kim Kardashian is serious about running to be the mayor of Glendale, California… and believe it or not, she has one VERY UNLIKELY supporter.