James Bond is DONE drinking martinis… and let’s just say he’s getting a hefty payday from Heineken in the process.

“The Avengers” star Chris Hemsworth is making BANK from his recent stretch of box office smashes… so can you imagine what this guy’s ATM receipt looks like?

Little Holly Cavanaugh was spotted going into a Beverly Hills doctor’s office. Could Ryan Seacrest’s vicious virus be responsible for the downfall of Idol?

Rick Santorum was too scared to get a picture with Lindsay Lohan while she was in DC So the dude came up with the WORST EXCUSE IMAGINABLE.

Kim Kardashian is serious about running to be the mayor of Glendale, California… and believe it or not, she has one VERY UNLIKELY supporter.

“The Office” was running promos with a joke about John Stamos that was mysteriously cut at the last minute. Do we smell a conspiracy?

Steven Soderbergh’s most recent flick flopped — the top-notch director showed poise and humility. Definitely not used to seeing THAT in Hollywood…

Oscar Nunez was asked which sex aficionado slept with the most women: Wilt Chamberlain, Fidel Castro, or Hugh Hefner?

President Obama will get back to fixing the economy soon — but first he had to get in an AWESOME game of beach football with his buds!

If you missed “The View” this morning, then you missed the loudest, MOST EPIC FART… courtesy of Whoopi Goldberg.