It’s a good thing Ryan Lochte is a world class athlete… because let’s just say he ain’t exactly using his brain to get by anytime soon.

A woman has sued Kris Humphries for allegedly giving her HERPES! Yeah, it’s been a pretty ROUGH year for that dude hasn’t it?

In the wake of Kris Humphries being accused of giving a girl HERPES, we present Taylor Swift’s touching new song about everyone’s favorite STD!

Don’t feel so bad for those Winklessvoss Twins that Mark Zuckerberg may have screwed over… because they just purchased an INSANE $18 MILLION DOLLAR mansion in the Hollywood Hills!

Meet Laura Wasser… Yep, it’s almost unfair that one of the most powerful lawyers in Hollywood is also a total SMOKESHOW, isn’t it?

First Ryan Lochte wins Olympic gold… and now he’s frolicking shirtless with Joan Rivers! That dude is truly living the AMERICAN DREAM!

Kris Humphries has much bigger concerns than allegedly knocking up his ex-girlfriend… like trying to make a TMZ camera guy a CELEBRITY!

Kris Humphries may not be the brightest dude in the world… but his boys can apparently swim! His ex-GF is saying she’s PREGNANT and KRIS IS THE DAD!

It’s easy to call Kris Humphries an idiot… but the dude had UNPROTECTED SEX with Myla Sinanaj and got her pregnant! All insults about his intelligence are warranted, right?

According to Kris Humphries, not only did Kris Jenner push Kim to make her infamous sex tape — she actually had her RESHOOT it because she didn’t look pretty enough! WTF!?