US Olympian Nick Symmonds ran a mile in a little over 5 minutes… while chugging a beer at every lap! Yes, our Olympians certainly make America proud.

US Olympic track star Nick Symmonds just ran a mile in 5:15 … which isn’t very impressive … until you realize he chugged 4 BEERS along the way.

US Women’s soccer hero Abby Wambach celebrated her hard-earned gold medal like any other true American would… with lots of BEER and PIZZA!

Dennis Quaid is a lucky man … because he was about 1 inch away from getting arrested for DUI.

Kate Upton was seen acting tipsy and drinking a sudsy beverage at a baseball game… but was the 20-year-old REALLY knocking down some illegal brewskis?

For someone as pregnant as Snooki, walking around with a case of beer in a BABY STROLLER just seems like a dangerous temptation… right?

The Stanley Cup certainly got around while inside an LA nightclub — because partygoers (including Oompa Loompas) were putting their mouths and butts all over that thing all night!

Some people think Erin Andrews is a snotty brat… while others think she’s a super-friendly, awesome person! Enjoy the debate that almost tore the TMZ newsroom in half.

James Bond is DONE drinking martinis… and let’s just say he’s getting a hefty payday from Heineken in the process.

Face it, Rihanna’s life is better than yours. Why you ask? Just watch the video and see for yourself.